Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The winner of Racist Bingo

There is a story on STLtoday. I'm not going to link it yet because I still need to properly go through that sandbox of cat shit, but I wanted to bring you the king dump. Possibly the greatest comment I have seen in since starting the blog. Every sentence is perfection in stupidity. It amazes me something so deranged came from a person who is not only a functional member of society, but able to articulate somewhat within the boundaries of proper grammar and spelling. After Maey V, I didn't think we would see collected thoughts slammed together properly, but here is proof you can put together a paragraph properly and still sound batshit.

What is even better is this comment used so many buzzwords it generated eighteen 'likes'. As if he is the culmination of every racist who posts on the St. Louis news sites. Bow to your new king.










I've had this comment on my screen for about twenty minutes and am still basking in its warm, racist glow. Let's properly break down ever sentence...

"Is it just me?"
Of course not, you silly bastard. This is a Saint Louis news website. Your racism is welcome.

"He looks just like Obamas son would if Obama had a son."
Right out of the gate we have a glorious statement which provides a reference to President Obama's comments on the Trayvon Martin killing. I have a feeling people will bring this up for at least the next six months or so until some other stupid thing happens which can be racially beaten into the ground (no pun..fuck it, yeah, pun intended)

"Hmm!"
Total mom noise. You all hear it as well. Not mad, just disappointed. Which is mom for mad.

"Black kid attacks whites and it's called a 'game.'
Only by the idiots carrying out the attacks. I don't think anyone else has referred to it as such other than to mention the name given to the actions. Even the news sources put it little quotes. I hope when he talks about this at the white people rally he uses air quotes, bobs his head and inflects his voice for added articulation. You know, so we all know randomly punching unsuspecting people shouldn't be considered a game.

"White kid attacks a black and it's time to march, correct Rev. Al?"
I thought about dedicating a posting to just collected comments calling for this sentiment, but it was just too tiresome and I couldn't think of a way to make it funny. Obviously only Reverend Al Sharpton or Jessie Jackson can hold rallies and marches for the unjustly dead. At least, that's how Jamie feels.

I think the thing that really pisses me off are the people who call for action, yet do nothing themselves. It's the worst kind of lazy. It creates a mentality that says nothing can be done unless someone else does it, and more than likely, Jamie would be the person who would criticize anyone who does.

A few months back, there was a community meeting at a bar called Mangia in South City to discuss efforts to curb the violence in the area. I'm not sure what came of it, but I remember hearing people criticize the entire effort because it wasn't how they felt it should be handled. No one wants to do it themselves, but they have no problem going out of their way to tell you that you're doing it wrong. Nothing funny, that just pisses me off. You want a rally against crime? Start a rally against crime.

"Protect Concealed and Carry."
Again, a stupid sentiment from a stupid person. If someone snuck up behind you and knocked you out, in what time do you have to go for your gun? Best case scenario, they run off. Worst case, they steal your gun and shoot you in your stupid head. I'm fine with CCW laws, but it's not the way to stop something like this.

And I'll go ahead and invoke Trayvon Martin as well. Dipshits like Zimmerman shouldn't carry guns. I don't trust most people with a can of soda, let alone a gun. I have twelve years in the military and two deployments to war zones under my belt, and even I don't think I'm level headed enough to carry a gun on me at all times. I have no idea how I would react, nor do I know if I would make the right decision.

But let's just give everyone an eight hour class and slap a firearm to their hips. That should do it. There wouldn't be anymore people knocked out, shot up or robbed if only everyone carried a gun.

Or, you know, It could lead to an all out war in the streets. Whatever, I'm sure everyone with the CCW will be fine. The people in the city probably will be as well since it sounds like most of the idiots calling for every citizen to be strapped lives outside the city limits. Lord knows I don't want the idiots to flow back in under the guise of vigilante justice. I'd probably shoot them myself.

"All you liberals, this can happen to you and your wives, partners or children.
Thanks, captain obvious. You mean crime can happen anywhere for whatever reason, regardless on my stance on social and economical politics? I'm a middle of the road gun owner who believes gays should be allowed to marry and the federal government shouldn't be as restrictive on some of the rights (Which don't include state mandated bigotry, of course) voted on by the states. I wonder if violence can happen to me too.

"Stop making excuses for animal behavior"
No one is excusing you at all.

"Put the dogs down who bite and they will bite no more."
How about we just muzzle this bitch instead?

"Yes, I would feel just as strong if this had been a white thug, but once again, it was'nt"
No you wouldn't. You wouldn't say anything. White men get drunk and beat their wives, beat their kids, blow up meth labs and commit all kinds of crime and you won't ever hear these things from them. You want proof? Oh, I got some proof. Here's some white people crimes.

Comments of an armed robbery in St. Peters. What's funny is someone gives a description of a white guy with a goatee.
Rape of a Washington County prison inmate
Yales student from O'fallon runs over someone in a truck

If you look at these crimes, race isn't a motivating factor. There are no mug shots, no eyewitness reports, nothing more than the crime and how it went down. You know what else you don't see? People calling for them to be strung up by their nuts for their crimes. Hell, in the armed robbery story, people make jokes. I guess getting a gun waved in your face is perfectly fine until a black person does it. Then there's a hate crime afoot!

Jamie Tisoto is just a much more confused symptom of the real disease of this city. A cancer which has been heaving itself out to St. Charles, but still spewing its opinions all over the internet. I would be much more afraid of being a black person out there than a white person in the city.

Damn, now I'm racist.

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