Christmas Roundup

You didn't think I was just going to let the season walk on by without giving you some of the best comments of Christmas, did you? Of course you didn't. Just because it's the season of giving doesn't mean it can't also be the season of stupidity!

I don't know who Kathleen is talking to here. Scott Adams probably doesn't read facebook comments from random news websites looking for those whom he may have offended.

Also, this whole "choking for sexual arousal" thing from the teenagers she substitute teaches for sounds more like rainbow parties and jenkem. I'm sure kids do choke each other out for a cheap high, but I doubt they are fucking right afterwards. Kathleen needs to stop reading bad BDSM romance novels.

Also, what kids are reading Dilbert on a regular basis and blindly choking each other out? Probably the ones we want removed from the gene pool anyway.

This is the reason reality shows exist. I can only imagine pain in the STLPD cop who had to field this call. Was he being punished for something, or was it just their turn to deal with the idiots?

I liked about 25% of Salvage King. It has some interesting design stuff, but the fake history, the bullshit breaking and entering and the staged sexual tension turned me off pretty quick. But at least I knew it was all bullshit.

This is what happens when you put too many American Flags in your profile photo. Your sense of logic is far outstripped by freedom boners.

If you haven't heard, UPS and FEDEX had some problems getting packages to people on time. I got all my stuff before Christmas, but I did this wild thing known as "Not Procrastinating" when it came to ordering.

Nevertheless, Angel Heart Harris, which I am split 50/50 on that being a real name, Will be FOLLOWING UP WITH THE NEWS MEDIA for us all. I don't know how screaming this at the local news media on Facebook is doing this, but I am all for giving people their own fenced in pen to scream at each other. Keeps them the hell away from me.

And just a quick internet tip to all you morons out there: Typing in all caps makes most people think you're a fucking moron. Either you are internet shouting or you don't know how to operate a keyboard.

I like to imagine someone like Donna Walker here waking up Christmas morning and making sure she lets everyone on the wall of a local news station know all about Christmas and the troops.

As a troop, I would like you all to know I mostly did it for the tax free money, schooling and experience and not whatever goofy belief system you have where whatever anyone believes in is true. In fact, many troops don't fight for a right you already have guaranteed under the Constitution.  

At least we can all exist within our own belief systems which are all totally real as long as we believe super hard. Praise be to Satan.

Merry Christmas, assholes.